Guinness Black Pint Fun Hat

You're about to leave for a party. You look in the mirror one last time. You look fine - but something is missing. What is it" The obvious solution is a giant fun hat in the exact shape and color of your favorite dark stout. There's something about wearing a tall polyester pint of Guinness on your head that loosens every room up and turns a dull evening fun, stat. Put on your beer hat, go forth and conquer!